The Wendy's Girl Scares Me

Am I the only one that feels this way? I can't watch a Wendy's commercial anymore. There's something different about the Wendy's girl. Something evil. Perhaps she's really nice to everyone else in the world and she's just out to get me. She's not really animated. She's more of a cartoon but there's something in the eyes...in her gooey sweetness the eyes tell all. Oh, oh you'll love my hamburgers! ( you die ) I'm sooo wholesome and my food is healthy and nutritional! ( except for the rat poison-laced fries, artguy ) my salads are fresh and and my shakes are delicious! ( I'm consumed with the thought of your slow death ). Don't trust her! She's fooling all of you...just like Bozo the Clown.